Deborah and I just came up with the coolest thing.. if I were a lizard:
I'd be little, but I'd have steel feet, wear go go boots, wear big pink glasses, and have the coolest 70's hair. I would lead a large army of other lizards, working towards lizard equality and lizard rights. I would also be able to seperate into molicules and light myself on fire. I would be cool, and I'd build an elaborate undergound tunnel system, with some cool tubes going into space like a big hamster cage.
I'd also kill leo and hunt other cats.