Funny Sookie Stackhouse quotes (main character in the vampire Dead series)
Upon reading her Word of the Day calendar. "My first word for the New Year was 'exsanguinate.' This was probably not a good omen."
"I'd told Bill one time that the smart thing for aliens to do (when they invade Earth) would be to arrive in the guise of lop-eared bunnies."
"It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend becaquse he's absolutely lethal."
"This is when I would have called my brother, if I'd known where he was. When you have to clean the blood out of the kitchen, it's family you want."